Can't Breathalyze Cocaine Tee
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• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Can't Breathalyze Cocaine Tee
Can't Breathalyze Cocaine Tee
I slapped the sticker on my pancake and immediately had a moment of clarity and self-actualization. My beads became slick and my foreman no longer calls me “Danny Dogsh*t”. I’m happier, healthier, and at peace with that time we buried Carl in the bell hole. If you don’t rock this sticker you are a bigot and a fool.

CAUTION: These slick ass shirts will automatically make you a target of hatred from old guys that know you’ll take their wives. Wear at your own risk cause well yeah you probably very well could take their wives looking this damn good 😂🔥😎

amazing design, amazing material, amazing fit all around. stoked to get more in the future!!

Fit up nicely, very pleased with the order will be definitely be ordering more

The shirts I got are the best fitting fr I’ve found! The look great and feel great I’m a very happy customer.

Man, my bosses wife was messaging saying how good I looked